placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019

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Math daddy

Cutshall

Math daddy is Cutshall

by Sup fudg November 15, 2021

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Daddy faaris

Faaris is the type of guy which will make ur dick throb and pussy if you have a dap it instantly turns into a way

Is that daddy faaris? All the girls started moaning

by Big daddy faaris March 6, 2023

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A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.

Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.

by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021

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daddy oreo

what matt daddario hears demons whisper at him in his nightmares

omg i love daddy oreo so much!! #shumdario 4ever!!!!
i may be twelve but daddy oreo can like,,get it

by magnusbone June 5, 2018

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carb daddy

God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.

Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "

by iimraiz March 23, 2017

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