Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.

This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!

by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017

Buss wanker

A buss wanker is a dipshit ,twat or idiot originated from Inbetweeners

You buss wanker

Your an absolutely buss wanker

by Rubykennyx June 12, 2020

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Wanker

Smart
Funny
Charismatic

You’re such a wanker

by Wankerrrr February 12, 2022

Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.

A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.

by Driver1612 May 22, 2020

Wanker

Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey a Facebook wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019