Wanker

Wanker - a person who likes to breathe

She loves life and to breathe, she's a wanker

by Reynaluvrs July 7, 2022

Wankers

Everton FC

We’re playing against the wankers

by 61825392363829364729264 June 4, 2020

wanker

people that call me a wanker

kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker

by notreal110392 October 4, 2022

Passive Wankers (PW)

Extremely gay.

Look at that lesbian they must be Passive Wankers (PW)

by ILikeBoysjwjsna October 4, 2020

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023