Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...

Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...

by Dj Met June 6, 2017

Virgin Fuel

G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.

"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."

by abesæd February 22, 2021

Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.

Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"

by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017

Semi Virgin

1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.

2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.

1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.

2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience

by Carl_Johnson January 18, 2023

Starwood Virgin

A first time attendee of the Starwood Festival. First experience with polyamory and or casual sex lifestyle may be implied.

Last year I was a Starwood virgin. Can I be one again this year if I didn't get laid.

by Orodar Woods May 1, 2007

titty virgin

The Phrase “Titty Virgin” is a adjective, it simply means that the individual that you are calling a titty virgin has not physicaly seen a pair of woman’s breast.

Hey Daniel your a titty virgin.
Riwai are you a titty virgin?
Hey Mitchell is it true that your no longer a titty virgin?

by ZairG October 31, 2017