You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

Tu Es Fallacy

A fallacy where one dismisses an opponent's argument by making the opponent themselves the problem—"the issue is you," "you are the common denominator," "the problem is in you." Unlike ad hominem (which attacks character), Tu Es Fallacy focuses on the person as the source of all problems in the discussion, relationship, or situation. It's a move that shifts blame from the argument's content to the arguer's very existence in the conversation. "You are the common factor in all your failed relationships" (therefore your critique of this relationship is invalid). "You're the problem" (therefore nothing you say matters). The fallacy lies in using personhood as refutation—as if being the "common denominator" proves the argument wrong. It's psychological dismissal dressed as insight, therapy-speak as debate tactic.

"She pointed out patterns of behavior in the group. Response: 'You know, you're the common denominator in all these conflicts. Have you considered that the problem is you?' That's Tu Es Fallacy—dismissing her observations by making her the issue. Maybe she's right; maybe she's wrong. But making her the problem avoids addressing what she said. The argument disappears because the arguer becomes the pathology."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026