25th base

Sneaking into the bear enclosure at the zoo and penetrating different orifices on each bear in the order: 1. Anus 2. Ear 3. Nose 4. Mouth. There is no 5.

"I went to 25th base at London Zoo last night and they couldn't sew it back on!"

by Aliquail November 14, 2007

Based God

The god based. The only reason why hes popular is because Filthy Frank uses his music ironically

We need to call the based god.(eats gourmet paper that says #tybg)

by FFTV March 1, 2015

1000000000th base

Ok this base has only been accomplished by one person, and he died shortly after. This base is really simple, it just takes years to complete. Ok get a girl and dehumanize her for around 10-20 years (however long it takes). Once she is turned into a animal, cut off her arms and legs, make sure to burn the stumps so as not to cause death by bleeding. Ok so now you have a torso + a head that is not human. now cut out her eyes, destroy her ears, and use a cheese grader on her whole body, finally cut off her nose. Finally shit off her body, spear your feces all over her (her body should be holey/bleeding b/c of the cheese grader) then let the feces harden, and then (this takes a bit of time, you could prepare this before hand) pour a jar of (YOUR) sperm on the dried harden feces, after this has hardened bake her in a oven, if she has died you have failed and you only get credit for 999999999 base. ok now the oven has properly killed her, eat and enjoy

Dude 1: dude i just got to 1000000000th base!
Dude 2: Dude

by Yummy Cummy February 28, 2009

-1st base

Dude. Do you really need to know about -1st base? You must be really bad. Um...I guess its just sucking at making out really really really bad...

I got to -1st base. I know. I suck.

by Ducassi August 30, 2006

45th base

when you have a gang bag with all of the major icons:

Ronald McDonald
The Burger King
Tony the Tiger
Cap'n Crunch
Master chief
etc.

Jeff: "Ronald McDonald isn't as good in the mouth as much as Tony the Tiger is up the ass"
Ozzy: "Did you get to 45th base last night?!?!?!"
Jeff: "Yeeeaaaaaah boy!!"

by Yoooooooooooo \o/ February 4, 2009

69th base

to make love to a small dog while under the influence of PCP

i got to 69th base with a chihuahua

by chachi and fluffy is cool August 21, 2009

21th base

when 2 guys fuck 1 girl, one in each of her nostril

look at that cum thats sliding down...o never mind thats her snot-21th base

by sdafdddddddd October 1, 2006