Thunder-wank

The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.

Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.

"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques

by Moon Lander July 14, 2015

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wank circle

To form a circle with a group of at least 3 other gentlemen standing no more than half an arms length apart. With the trousers of all participants removed, each participant stimulates the person to their right with a clenched hand. The first person to ejaculate is declared the winner & the wank circle disbands.

Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.

Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)

Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.

by Amistra August 29, 2013

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Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

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soapy wank

The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.

I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower

by Mr. Soap December 27, 2005

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tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.

o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank

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i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink

by beef lover April 30, 2006

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