Truck drivers

The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.
The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
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Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load
Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver
by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017
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Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat
I have a bad case of drivers knee
by Hankhill69 October 25, 2022
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Virginia driver’s license

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.
by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 26, 2021
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chocky speedway driver

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.
by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 10, 2003
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Mazda 2 Driver

Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers

“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
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Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
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