dan-and-diana

the act of making plans with friends and cancel later on due to becoming stoned.

"jeremy did a dan-and-diana on us yesterday, we were supposed to hang out"

by high how are you August 5, 2009

dan liu

Cute, chinese girl who, unfortunately was an only child and her parents would never compliment and always say that what shes done wasn't good enough. She is disturbed and maybe have a Borderline Personality Disorder (Heristic in nature).

Dan Liu is a pretty girl and is fun at first but then, the crazy begins to appear

by I'm me, you're not. July 4, 2014

Pulling A Dan

1. The act of showing complete disregard for responsibilities and personal / professional duties.

2. The inability to act as a productive member of society.

Jerry: Hey Dale, did you finish your part of the assignment?

Dale: Nah, I didn't.

Jerry: You're really Pulling a Dan right now.

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James: Hey kid! Stop eating out of the garbage! You're pulling a Dan!

by YourInnerFreak April 23, 2014

Dan hall

Could fit a Samsung fridge in his mouth. Arms like strawberry laces. Thinks he’s someboy but you could join the spots together on his face like a McDonald’s dot to dot and his girlfriend looks like nanny mcphee.

“Wew is that dan hall and his skanky girlfriend”

“Yeah he’s quite a tard”

by Hahajejs July 23, 2022

dan adams

A high-class cocktail consisting of Jäger, pineapple juice, and a lemon wedge. Shaken not stirred.

I bought that hottie across the bar a dan adams. Maybe that's why she barfed all over the table.

by *mcluvin* December 13, 2018

Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan

Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty

by No show April 14, 2014

Dan Hansen

A sex man

Dan Hansen is a sexy man

by JoanneHelium312 November 25, 2021