1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.
2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.
3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).
4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.
3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).
4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"
"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
by Nonobvious October 21, 2009
Get the Jack Mormonmug. Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
by jjtheblack October 1, 2011
Get the jack offmug. 1. Basically, a kid posing as a bamf who stands behind his/her crew and is afraid to take real action in a fight.
2. Someone who claims they can kick ass, and they chicken out when someone wants to go.
2. Someone who claims they can kick ass, and they chicken out when someone wants to go.
James: I saw Jason behind those punks fighting after-school today. What a whimp.
Rob: I know, such a jack in the back.
Rob: I know, such a jack in the back.
by baddefinintionperson May 28, 2009
Get the Jack in the Backmug. Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.
Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
____________________
The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
____________________
The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!
by Tantrauma January 12, 2009
Get the TARDIS Jackedmug. I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003
Get the jack sparrowmug. Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.
Nice Jack Stain man.
WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.
Nice Jack Stain man.
WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.
by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009
Get the Jack Stainmug. Personal lubricant available at any drugstore. Various brand names exist as well as various formulas. From water based to complex lubricating combinations. Used to assist in making intercourse and anal sex more comfortable and pleasurable and also used with sex toys to make penetration easy and enjoyable. Highly recommended to have around because you never know when you'll need it.
Dominique was feeling exceptionally horny and wanted to spice things up a bit. She pulled her moist panties off and climbed up on the couch. In a demanding tone she said she wanted me to be her Bung Licker. Naturally I complied. After giving her balloon knot a thorough cleansing, she orgasmed and flipped around and was the best Bag Lapper I ever had. I was close to busting a nut so I stopped her and grabbed my Jack Juice. Lubed my cock up and her Gumhole real good, laid her on her back and ended the evening in triumph as her Anal Intruder. She dug her fingernails deep in my back, legs wrapped tightly around my waist as I pumped my ejaculate deep in her colon.
by The King Cornholer April 12, 2008
Get the Jack Juicemug.