fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014

Fresh from the Crèche

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something

Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.

by Alan Titch February 13, 2010

fresh fallen snow

Pure ; free from dirt or filth. Fresh and clean like a virgin.

She was pure as the fresh fallen snow!

by Pajama_Mama December 14, 2015

Fresh Out The Jet

Adj.(1) An expression used to express the awesomeness of something

(2)a feeling of flyness

(3) a dope song on all digital streaming platforms

(1)Inferno Williams: "Holy fuck balls Jet, have you seen Eon's new sneakers?"

Jet: "Yeah, they dope fam!!! Fresh out the Jet!!!"

(2)Guy With New Haircut: "My new haircut got me feeling Fresh Out The Jet"

by Bounce Theory September 19, 2019

fresh 45 flats

a new pair of shoelaces, typically white, flat, and 45 cm in length

I just bought fresh 45 flats. I'm wearing fresh 45 flats, etc.

by Dr. Dre 07 March 2, 2011

Fresh out the Box

New here

You fresh out the box yo! Why don't you spit somethin bout youself.

by Zhuo December 10, 2012

Crack Rock Fresh

Feeling as fresh, or fresher than crack rocks. As fresh as feeling like you have been wrapped in cellophane and kept airtight.

Kelly: I am feeling fresh tonight!
Caci: Yeah girl, crack rock fresh.

by dawnyell April 25, 2011