Crazy tail self

its a term to describe a person that is as smart as a pet animal although you may still like that person as you would like that pet animal.
"shut up with your crazy tail self omggg"
"yes i love him with his crazy tail self"
by hannahbakersbathwater April 10, 2021
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A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.
"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.
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get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.
by ducksRpeople2 August 18, 2011
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heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
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Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself
You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.
by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008
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ass up cock tail party

suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party.
holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.
by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008
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When one likes a good 'bell' end of a penis
we appreciate a good tail end on our men it defines a good bell
DING DONG
by daniel smithersz October 25, 2007
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