The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.
Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.
ICH HEBBEN YOU.
Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.
Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.
ICH HEBBEN YOU.
Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.
Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.
If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.
Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.
If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.
Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.
by howdythar May 2, 2009

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.
by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005

one of the greatest free kick takers of all time, born on 29.november 1969 in steenbergen, holland. pierre van hooijdonk has been playing for many clubs like RBC Roosendaal, NAC Breda, Celtic, Nottingham Forest, Vitesse Arnhem, Benfica, Feyenoord, Fenerbahce and now he's again playing for nac breda. almost every season he scored over 20 goals. he is a born striker with good positioning. he also scored 12 times for the dutch national team in 40 appearances!! with feyenoord, his club from childhood, he won uefa cup in 2002, scorin twice in final against borussia, of course once from the free kick. at his time at feyenoord he scored 56 league goals in 61 league appearances. over two seasons, he scored more than 25 free kicks so he can be definetely named as one of the greatest free kick specialists.
his also strong in headers because of his size and power. in dutch there has been released a song for him called : "put your hands up for pi-air", pi-air is his nickname.
so... veteran, but still the best free kick taker with a lot of fans.
his also strong in headers because of his size and power. in dutch there has been released a song for him called : "put your hands up for pi-air", pi-air is his nickname.
so... veteran, but still the best free kick taker with a lot of fans.
by G|G0 January 5, 2006

A king of men, worthy of much praise, and one who has the right to boast when it comes to the subject of drinks, or soda in this particular case. A creator of delectible concoctions worthy of taste, and reflection. A master in the multi-billion dollar industry, a human with a truly different mind set. Founder, and CEO of the wondrous and glorious Jones Soda Co.
by Foulsham, aka Trogdor January 11, 2006

A weird cunt that goes to hollywood arts. nobody knows how he got in coz hes a retard. he has a crush on jade for some messed up reason. and he breaks into her house like a coon and she realises so she runs home to see if he stole her tv.
Tori: Sinjin Van Cleef, your such a spaz, why do you chew your food than spit it out to show everyone? wtf do you have throat cancer and you can't swallow
Sinjin: Will you go out with me tori?
Jade: Piss off you ugly pubehead
Sinjin: Will you go out with me tori?
Jade: Piss off you ugly pubehead
by VictoriousDefinitions May 15, 2011

A person who absolutely loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooves history and hitler and he's really easily triggered so do definitely not say AVOID ROMANS
by RealAdolfTrump February 10, 2017
