Alpha

Alpha is a person who is up for anything the leader of a pact

Hes such an alpha

by Lucciano November 24, 2021

Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.

Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!

by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

Alpha M.

As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?

Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024

Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.

God John is such a alpha jogger

by TheBatmangod May 15, 2018

Alpha Series

The first type of Big Daddy made in Bioshock. Considered a failed due to their binding with only one little sister. Sports the same traits as any other big daddy, except the Alpha series are able to use Plasmids. If the bond with a little sister is broken off for too long, they will go insane and attack anything They see.

Sinclair: Well Sport, I didn’t expect to see an Alpha Series just walking around.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 29, 2020

Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

Skibidi ohio rizz alpha wolf

When someone likes skibidi toilet, Skibidi toilet is the goat , I love skibidi toilet

I wanna kiss skibidi toilets bowel

I have ohio rizz alpha wolf

I like to bark at people randomly

I have the rizz skibidi toilet

I like pooping in a skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet licked my butt :(

Skibidi ohio rizz alpha wolf bark bark mcdonalds

by nicko monaj January 10, 2024