You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
Get the table watermug. If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020
Get the Tablemug. 
to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009
Get the ping pong tableingmug. Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
by Senior Nasty Hoe February 18, 2012
Get the Pure Tablemug. by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019
Get the Cartography Tablemug. Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
Get the Destroyer of Tablesmug.