jess

jess is one of the best people i have every met shes really pretty
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Jess is a beautiful girl with such a gyat. She is the best bestie for anyone that treats her right and is such an amazing person, her hair is luscious and long and curly, dark brown but still makes her look hot asf. Got the best style out there tbh and can get with any guy, she doesn’t realize how good her body looks and ouh I can’t get over that ass
“Omg Jess, your ass punched into me!”

“Jess, your my favorite bestie

Gyat Jess!”
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Really load and annoying, doesn't shut up about her dog and can't seem to find anyone to talk to for more than 2 seconds
Oh God it's Jess
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the dumbest person mishka has ever met but also one of the best people she’s ever met. jess is also a bottom and just won’t admit it but she knows it’s true
“omg it’s jess she’s so amazing and pretty and stuff
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A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.
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Jess is an amazing if you let her go your stupid she's Incredible:)
I have a Jess in My life and she's My she wof
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A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it
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