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Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
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diamond tit

Diamond tit is when your nipples get so hard they could etch glass , usually from being aroused!!!!
Last night I was hanging out with this hot chick and I got so aroused I got diamond tit
by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 9, 2022
mugGet the diamond titmug.

Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022
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Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
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Pressure makes Diamonds

A saying used by fools. Make's no sense. Stab me with sporq.

thx
I heard that Hannah turned out well! Sure! Dude! YEaHHAHEHE Pressure makes Diamonds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023
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Diamonds On Parade

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014
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diamond luckie

Diamond luckie a drunk self centerd thunder clapping thot from harlem that drinks too much
Look its a diamond luckie man hes drunk
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