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Christian Hay

1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018
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Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.
Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011
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Christian hurst

He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything
by Nigger cunt fucker October 9, 2019
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Christian Abriel

The guy that everybody knows. A hot sexy beast, whose funny and caring. Who walks around like that “nigga”.
by 0Envy March 30, 2019
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Cody Christian

The most wonderful person in the world and one of the best actors I know. He's very cute and kind and cares so much about his mother. Also he's very hot (by the way he's so much more than hot) and deserves so much happiness.
Person 1: Hey did you saw the picture of Cody Christian and his mother?
Person 2: Yeah, he cares so much about her and he is so cute.
by junixlahey April 21, 2017
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Christian Zaleski

When a guy has the best hair, best teeth and smile, is charming, outgoing, and hilarious.
Dude, did you see that guy just then?

He’s a real Christian Zaleski
by The randy reed December 25, 2022
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Christian Gago

Great friend, with libugin girlfriends. A great vlogger of his generation. A talented person- tiktokerist, guitarist, tinderest and nudist.
Our Christian Gago is Gabo. Drinking alcohol is like drinking water scented with Katol (Bow)
by Brokenheads July 5, 2020
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