After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.
Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.
by JohnJJS January 03, 2012
by HarryTheBongSmoker April 09, 2013
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:
I know right:
What a closet friend:
I know right:
by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 12, 2020
by Julio Sizzle August 13, 2008
A Closeted Weeb person who may call themselves a Sophisticated foreign media consumer, but has watched more than 1 anime.
Closeted Weeb: I’m not a Weeb I just like anime including one piece
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb
by sumdude November 06, 2022
When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
by Ford Davis November 27, 2011
person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet
person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet
person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302
by Spooky Fuckass October 28, 2021