pre-cougar syndrome 

A woman in her late 20's to early 30's who is starting to yearn for the taste of yummy young 18 to 23 year old men. She is willing to do anything to them with no strings attached. When her much older husband or boyfriend pisses her off, her inward craving is intensified by wanting to try something new and exciting. This is nothing serious, just something to satisfy her appetite. She can have as many morsels as she pleases; if they get their hearts or backs broken, its not her fault. Beware!

Look at the way she is staring at me, she looks like she wants to jump my bones! She is almost thirty, and I am barely legal! Okay! She definately has pre-cougar syndrome.

pre-cougar syndrome by Tecniq November 30, 2011

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

Captain Jack Syndrome 

A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.

'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'

Captain Jack Syndrome by Doctor Maxwell February 5, 2012

Naruto Flashback Syndrome 

Ruins many great fights in the Naruto series. Often involving a Shitty past/childhood.

During the first epic battle of Naruto and Sasuke the show only gave us 5 Minutes of Naruto and Sasuke fighting while having a Naruto Flashback Syndrome to Sasuke's past for 25 minutes for an episode.

Naruto Flashback Syndrome by Stevemagegod February 1, 2013

stupid nigga syndrome 

the disease a stupid nigga has, symptoms as followed: using the word "I" more than needed, using periods when its not even a fucking sentence. And last but not least saying youre depressed or youre going to do stuff that has to do with drugs to help your "depression"

stupid nigga syndrome:
"yo that fucking attention whore over there probably has SNS."

"SHUT UP YOU BIGOT HEADED LOBSTER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC SNS!"

stupid nigga syndrome by c0p December 10, 2018

Small Town Syndrome 

When a high school couple from a small town gets married quickly after graduation, buys a house, starts a family, and never leaves their hometown.

Person 1: Hey man did you see Jack and Melissa are engaged already?
Person 2: I did see that, they’re getting married 2 months after we graduate.

Person 1: Looks like some people are already getting bit by the small town syndrome but.

Small Town Syndrome by ScringleBop June 25, 2020

Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome 

Leonardo DiCaprio syndrome means that you’re only attracted to the guys called Leonardo Wilhelm Dicaprio because he’s the freaking most perfect human ever and that’s it.

No, I don’t like that guy, I have the Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome by Dicaprioismabby July 7, 2020