SMITH

S.M.I.T.H, an acronym for Shoot Me In The Head. To be used at the end of a statement dealing with something unpleasant or undesirable.

Derived from smh.

Joe: "Hey man, what are you doin' tonight?"
Kyle: "A ten-page paper for english, two chapters of history, and three pages of algebra. smith."

by K. Cannibal November 30, 2011

J_Smith

Homo-erotic coastguard member

J_Smith is only gay when underway

by anyonymous March 30, 2005

J_Smith

<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.

All your J_Smiths are belong to me.

by Arfcom Staff March 30, 2005

Corey Smith

To drown, originating from former Detroit Lion Corey Smith who's boat capsized and was drowned out at sea

Make sure the kids are wearing life jackets, we don't want them to Corey Smith in the pool!

by Nick Saban March 3, 2009

Samit

verb To samit
When a student robs a teacher's flash drive (with all the answers to tests and quizzes) directly from his/her computer and then uses it to cheat on tests within that class. While passing it on to fellow students who eventually snitch him; which ultimately lead to a student's suspension.

"Hey the teacher left his flash drive on the computer."
"Hey don't pull a Samit!"

by David578593 June 13, 2009

Elliot Smith

One of the greatest fucking artists ever.
Anyone who says otherwise should be shot.

Listening to Elliot Smith is like multable orgasms in your head!

by qzy December 3, 2004

Samitard

a name use to describe an unusually retarded girl who has no life.

"why is she sitting in that corner all by herself?"
"oh, she's just a Samitard"

by chocolatejes February 5, 2010