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Stoner God

by Cum back to back October 4, 2021
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Stoner Pussy

Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.
Just flicked the bean and i def have stoner pussy
by kittykueen July 12, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
y’all are like stoner-mates”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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Stoner

Hey man! What’s a stoner?”

“Mari’s zooted”
by Mar :) January 12, 2023
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stoner slice

the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.
Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
by Kumar Ramukenstein May 27, 2011
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stoner doom

the term you use when you don't care if something is stoner metal or doom metal, because it slaps anyway
What genre is Electric Wizard?

Idk man, probably stoner doom
by vejtics August 25, 2022
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