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stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.
Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.
by StonedLife October 28, 2015
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Productive Stoner

A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.
"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."

"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"
by Thegreenalien February 21, 2023
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the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.
Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms
by Chongingbong August 9, 2022
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The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011
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stoner

You, most likely.
If you searched this up, you're probably a stoner just like me, high as fuck and seeing how many of these definitions apply to you.
by СукаБлять February 22, 2025
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Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun
This lady stoner gets shit done.
by MJ_S September 14, 2020
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stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021
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