sticks and stones

a "game" where one man puts the base of his penis next to another man's testicles, making it look as if said testicles are his own.

Ben: "Hey Brad, let's get stoned and play some sticks and stones!"

Brad: "Let's do it!"

by stubbert March 6, 2011

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Stoned eyes

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.

Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’

by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019

Cum stone

A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)

“Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket”
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

Harry stone

A wonderful indervidual who loves to help people in need.

Harry stone was a great help

by Duplicate124 October 27, 2019

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

team stone

A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.

Team Stone Team Stone

by blumpkinlover12 February 5, 2014