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Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.
man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.
by meatlord March 29, 2022
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Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!
Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?
by Vinifera April 4, 2022
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steam

It's basically the better vetion of the app store.
Do you know about steam?You can by tons of fun games on there like the henry stickmin collection!
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
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Glesga Steam Roller

One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.
Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.
by anthonymcg1803 December 29, 2020
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Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
by EmJayee January 6, 2021
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Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021
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Steaming

Drunker than drunk, you can’t see strait and you (from experience) knock on your neighbour’s door asking if they have any spare lightbulbs
Person 1: Mate how the fuck did these pink fairy’s get in to your gaff?

Person 2: Your fucking steaming
by Some-mentle-cunt January 24, 2021
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