clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

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Aww Son Times New Biddy Status

The correct statement to say when you're friend gets a new girlfriend, usually attractive.

Friend: "Hey man, I got a new girlfriend!

You: "Is she hot?"

Friend: "Yeah!"

You: "AWW SON TIMES NEW BIDDY STATUS!!!"

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to be dismissed as an individual who tries to sound smart, but is really a complete moron

yo- that cat tried to drop knowledge, but said some dumb shit and now he's on rippy status

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A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

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Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

Crack Status by [lena] January 9, 2008

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when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals

"i love my black flip flops"

"Dude those are like Rainbow status"

"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"

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When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

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