A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.
Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.
It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.
It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.
Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem September 5, 2012
Get the Single Wide Statusmug. Reaching a point in "high-ness" where you cannot focus on one person and nothing makes sense anymore.
by Deedles75 January 22, 2011
Get the Dude Wut Statusmug. One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.
Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
by glennettbennett November 24, 2011
Get the Naked Facebook Statusmug. "He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods Statusmug. The time where you be murkin on a nigga and spillin his guts all up on da flo, then leave dat nigga in yo trash can wit no spine or head..
Slice and dice a nigga til he aint got no arms or legs nigga..
hit a nigga in the chin wit a sledge hammer, never talkin again..
curb stomppin a nigga..
Slice and dice a nigga til he aint got no arms or legs nigga..
hit a nigga in the chin wit a sledge hammer, never talkin again..
curb stomppin a nigga..
Villy McKilly: Nigga, im bout to go grim reaper status on dat bitch nigga..
Dj cyanyde: nahh nigga, if you do make sure you get rid that niggas dome piece so da 5-0 aint at yo door nigga.
Villy McKilly: dont worry nigga, ill feed dat bitch ass to da meat grinder down da block.. no worries nigga..
Dj cyanyde: nahh nigga, if you do make sure you get rid that niggas dome piece so da 5-0 aint at yo door nigga.
Villy McKilly: dont worry nigga, ill feed dat bitch ass to da meat grinder down da block.. no worries nigga..
by Villain McKillinem February 6, 2010
Get the Grim Reaper Statusmug. 1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)
You have just gone John Kerry status on me.
2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)
3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
You have just gone John Kerry status on me.
2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)
3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
by pfidr34 August 29, 2006
Get the John Kerry statusmug. The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
Get the Beached Whale Statusmug.