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golden square birthday

Similarly to your golden birthday, your golden square birthday is when you turn the square of your birth day.
If you were born on the 6th of the month, your golden square birthday is when you turn 36.
If you were both on the 2nd of the month, your golden square birthday was when you turned 4.
People with high birth day numbers do not get to celebrate their golden square :(
It's my grandma's golden square birthday today! She's turning 81!
by zoop_zoop August 19, 2020
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One square challenge

Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.
Ex. 1

Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.

Bryant: No what is the one square challenge?

Ex. 2
Gilbert: BRO, I lost my March madness pool and now I have to do the one square challenge.

Carl: F
by Thiccnibba95 March 22, 2019
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Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.
I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.
by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014
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Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?
(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
by BaconEh September 23, 2016
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Square Root of Pi

A popular line used in the pilot of rick and morty.
Morty knew this after a super seed was shoved up him, with super smartness as a side effect.
Rick:Morty what's the square root of pi
Morty:1.77245385091
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.
Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike
by Jack dake December 9, 2017
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Turn this triangle into a square

1. A flirtatious way to inadvertently ask a group of girls to hang out
2. A phrase used to hit on multiple girls at the same time
"Hey you wanna come turn this triangle into a square?"
by Ricothemus September 19, 2020
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