Spittin

A spitting blunt is when a marijuana cigar (blunt) is "spitting" out marijuana when you inhale on it. It is common curtosy to let the person you are passing the blunt to know it is "spitting". This can sometimes be difficult if your own your last hit and it "spits" on you. In this case, you coughingly say "its spittin".

Some marijuana comes out of the blunt and Jimmy says "Its spittin"

by goawaynvrcombak January 24, 2011

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

Sitting pretty

looking fly in a any place...

see me in ya city sitting pretty no im shining dawg

by DuCati September 24, 2006

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

stitting

To stand and sit at the same time!

"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Stitting."

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu December 18, 2004

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act

A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting

by tymer April 30, 2006