Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

undergrip snakejaw maneuver

Firmly but gently open the jaw manually

She was biting down so i I had to use the undergrip snakejaw maneuver.

by sirsword June 26, 2014

solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.

dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

arabian snake

Using a snake preferably fanged as a dildo on your partner

Jake Arabian snaked Tyler saderup

by drob75 May 26, 2015

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016