Sittoning

Another term for a telling off/bollocking, taken from John Sitton's rant at his players during his half-time team talk at Leyton Orient. "You can pair up if you like and bring someone else, bring your dinner too because you're going to need it by the time I'm finished with you".

"Oh he's messed up again, the boss needs to give him a good sittoning!."

by Wayne Kerr 123456789 December 22, 2025

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

Bowl-Shitting

Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.

*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.

Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?

Nick: Hell yeah

Bowl-Shitting

by C.Leroby45 January 23, 2018

Rage shitting

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.

Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.

by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018

Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.

I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.

by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019

The Shittening

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 20, 2019