lucky sausage

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

by dennste February 7, 2018

Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.

Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!

by imthattechguy January 25, 2011

sausage magnet

Nissan GTR

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!

by chillyZ January 1, 2017

Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.

She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.

by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.

"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."

by Gipssie April 13, 2014