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one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
by All city September 19, 2022
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won't stand for it

(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
mugGet the won't stand for itmug.

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
mugGet the stand-up routinemug.

Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature
is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK
by inflow December 11, 2021
mugGet the Standmug.

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
mugGet the Alabama Nut Standmug.

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.
Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.
by bob_johnson May 7, 2022
mugGet the break standmug.

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