head shop

Nickname for a sorority house or dorm.

Man that final exam was a beast, I'm gonna swing by the head shop and try and relax.

by Bob the rat April 12, 2005

Bass Pro Shop

A common redneck hangout, and shopping center. It is where all the families decide to "git out" of their trailers and shop. The most common customer is of the obese, toothless, and inbred variety.

Dan and his cousin/wife Mary-Anne decided to go shop at Bass Pro Shop today

by BostonTJ93 October 15, 2009

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010

fuckin' up shop

Messing things up, or doing things in an unproductive manner.

Yo! You're fuckin' up shop! We're busy working trying to get things done and your over there dropping shit.

by jmasalle November 4, 2007

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007

Chicago Schnitzel Shop

Establishment in the Chicago burbs where the roll is served before the wiener.

When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.

Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.

by Ball Snapper April 25, 2011