riding ass

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis in a womans anus (while in the doggy style position) and wrapping his legs around her thighs. Now he would bounce on her ass as if riding a hourse.

A link to a riding ass video www.xnxx.com/video5439140/big_butts

by ExplicitRox June 14, 2016

moose-riding

To perform the act of copulation with either the index and middle finger, the tounge, genitalia, or prosthetic genitalia on a partners armpit.

"Damn it Manny, stop moose-riding me"

by carlosauresrex November 10, 2008

dick riding

another term for screen cheating in a video game, specifically call of duty. looking at another player's screen to see where he or she is on a map, and cutting them off with your weapon already aimed so the opposing player has no chance to defend himself. blatant cheating, a pussy move, usually done by fags who aren't good enough at the game to win by playing normally.

"Mike, how the fuck did you know I was coming around that corner? You're dick riding so hard right now."

"Stop dick riding you pussy."

by jayfraykid March 2, 2010

riding the wave

"Riding the wave" is when one has sex, usually doggy style, with an extremely fat girl.

Vib: I feel nauseus man.
Rib: Why's that?
Vib: I spent all night riding the wave dude.
Rib: Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

by Wolfey June 13, 2006

reading festival

To quote the BBC website, 'For Carling, the Reading and Leeds Weekend festivals are "very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males". The company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.' And mud.

A: You going to Reading Festival this weekend?
B: No, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.

by Alan Pardue September 21, 2005

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.

mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

by Greg freezy June 16, 2008

Reading Rainbow

When your doing a chick in a dark room, and a car goes by and lights it up. You realize that the bitch is butt ugly and jump over the bed and book it.

Chris:"Dude, you know hot Jackie?"

Joe: "Yeah."

Chris: "I had to pull a reading rainbow on her, she's an ugly shit"

by Thartperson December 20, 2008