The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.
by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021
Get the anxiety pornmug. when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex
by chairman85 December 26, 2020
Get the waterbottle pornmug. When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.
by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017
Get the tennis pornmug. An individual browsing a video-based pornography site who constantly finds more interesting videos among the thumbnails at the bottom of the page. This often promotes a distraction from watching the initial video, and, subsequently, prevents the individual from getting after him or herself as originally intended.
The porn chaser nervously switched from "Saggy Sluts" to "Hardcore Grandmas" to "Debbie does the lower 40," all before his parents came home.
by Harold F. Terry November 22, 2011
Get the Porn Chasermug. Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016
Get the Fidelity Pornmug. 
Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.
Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.
Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.
by Pers0nne August 4, 2012
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