Police

(noun) The civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.

(verb) (of a police force) have the duty of maintaining law and order in or for (an area or event).

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by retard_4000 April 29, 2021

Sagnock police

In charge of writing tickets to aby and bad people

The sagnock police wrote a ticket and she did not attend saggy court

by sagnock police February 9, 2017

side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

Fandom Police

Outsiders who join a fandom/hobby with the sole purpose of policing the behavior of fans in said fandom/hobby and not because they enjoy the hobby themselves. They can commonly be seen trying to shame people for engaging in things that are normal for the fandom and aren't even offensive and harmful, in order to make them "normal" according to their standards. They often engage in brigading to bully people to be more "normal" according to their standards. They like to ragebait fans on purpose and play the victim when the fans get angry or call the fancops out for their behavior. They also like to attack the pre-existing fans by belittling them for their hobby. They also always appeal to triviality.

Fan: wtf happened to anit bro cant even have a waifu anymore
Fandom Police: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Fandom Police: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects

by PomuHub February 16, 2025

Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!”

by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024

cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

is that a police

Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?

Is that a police?

by CBOY527 December 10, 2019