Pinochet

The act of throwing someone out of a helicopter

Put him on a helicopter so we can Pinochet him

by Sharkinator627 July 22, 2024

Pinetting

For a male to poke their hole in their penis every 3 months to keep it open. Otherwise it closes up.

I caught my brother pinetting the other day after his hole closed.

by WASNOT July 22, 2024

Pigot

A bigoted cop

I wasn't surprised our officer assumed those sweet, brown boys were theives; this town's full of pretentious, chauvinis pigots just like him. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

by deetgrogstin July 28, 2024

Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.

He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?

by Versity Variants August 2, 2024

pilot project

An activity planned as a test or trial. A trial, run, test. The act of testing something.
Synonyms: Trial, model, test, sample, or experiment.

Our Dual Sports program was established as a ‘Pilot Project.

by anonymous September 26, 2023

Pineton

A man of impeccable stoic integrity, questionable friends, a loyal homie, a real one and a walking W that can and will succeed in life. Can sometimes be hotheaded and other times extremely chill.

"Pineton isn't pulling up to the function."

"Cancel it, we'll do it some other time."

by Extremely intelligent man October 1, 2023

Pinocchio

The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.

Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.

Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig

My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.

I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.

by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023