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Patrick Hugh Thiele

Sex driven rapist, often indulges in bestiality
wow its a Patrick Hugh Thiele
by Andrew Thiele July 31, 2024
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Patrick has HUGE FUCKING COCK and is FUCKING GOD women usually start drooling when they see a Patrick
I wanna suck Patricks dick SOOOOOOO BADDDD
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A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
by Xohoo October 9, 2020
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Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.
"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."
by Doesen December 17, 2018
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How I get Carlos to agree to play chel?
Is this Patrick?
by Jean-Guy McMaplesyrup September 20, 2020
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The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.
Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick
by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022
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