panic read

When you read at every available opportunity cause you are on a deadline to finish a book

It's December, so I'm panic reading to meet my Goodreads goal.

by Greengrey December 27, 2023

Papichita

(n.) a gender-fluid latin term of endearment; unisex variation of papi/papichi

"Call me when you get home, Papichita."
"Could you help me open this, Papichita?"

by SpicyMami999 January 25, 2024

Paracetamol

Im nothing like y'all 😎😭😭😭

Hi
How to read this?
Hi
Paracetamol

by Jateit January 28, 2024

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Palicide

The intentional killing of people because they are Palestinian

“What’s going on with Israel’s war on Palestinians?”

“They’re killing them for being Palestinian; it’s called palicide.”

by ClassP November 17, 2023

Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive

“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”

by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024