Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022

Burnt Pancake

The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's rectum and settles and dries onto a mattress resembling a burnt pancake. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. If timed correctly the faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress and then left to dry.

His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress

by Baz L September 9, 2022

Mr.pancake4343

The god of tiktok

“I got banned off eBay. I got fukin disqualified, I beat ebay” (actual thing that Mr.pancake4343 said after selling a stick on eBay for $15,000)

by Diet ice February 9, 2023

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

Toss the Pancake

Another word for masturbation.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm just going to stay in and toss the pancake."

by Kate Mathers May 9, 2012

objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016