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Noob Tuber

Arlo Cash Halloran, or some noob who is REALLY bad at Call of Duty and uses a grenade launcher ALL THE TIME to get kills. Definition of annoying.
Damian: O MY GOD I GOT KILLED.

Harriet: By who?

Damian: A noob tuber...
by Blake Liberi March 4, 2014
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pube noob

An adolescent boy who is just getting his first signs of "hair down there", and thus acts like an obnoxious adult.
Guy 1: "Dude, he got so carried away trying to prove he was stronger than all of us that he sprained his freaking back."
Guy 2: "I know, huh. He totally acted like a pube noob."

Older brother: "God, my little brother thinks he's all hot shit since he's going through puberty."
Friend: "Looks like you've got a pube noob on your hands, bro."
by SATSCORE-5 November 11, 2009
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Noob Tube

The Grenade Launcher attachment for all Assault Rifles (Except MP44) in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
by Fertro June 2, 2008
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noob tube

gay expression used by people in call of duty when they are tremendously embarassed by getting owned by a grendade launcher. If you get jealous, use it urself retard
When somebody in cod gets embarassed about getting shot by a grenade launcher, they get jealous and start to make fun of the person who owned them by saying "NOOB TUBE!"
by bluedevils1206 December 22, 2009
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Noob Combo

A weapon combination discovered in Halo 2.

The noob combo consists of a plasma pistol and a battle rifle. The user would charge the pistol up and fire it on the opponent. The green blast follows and homes in on the target making escape unlikely. This causes the victims shield to be stripped and then the noob combo users quickly switches to the battle rifle and shoots the victim in the head, causing a instant kill (even if the user misses the head, it only takes a 2nd shot anywhere on the body to finish the victim off).

the Noob combo is used by just as you would expect, noobs. Typically the people using it suck with the legit weapons and want a unfair advantage against their opponents. It eventually got to the point where players would immediately set off to find the 2 needed weapons as soon as a match would start... Thus ruining the Halo 2 experience for many legit gamers.

Noob combo was also used to spawn kill quite often. Despite its overwhelming frustration, the noob combo is possible to beat. The best method is to quickly duck behind a wall or object and once the blast misses, quickly kill the noob while he's charging back up. Its not uncommon to see someone resort to using a noob combo to beat a noob combo user. Fight fire with fire. Or in this case, noob with noob.

In Halo 3, the noob combo was fixed with the simple change of making the plasma blast not home in on opponents. Now the noobs are forced to use real tactics and play fair.
Noob Combo player: eye 0wned yu

Legit Player: you used noob combo you dumb nub
by Proem March 9, 2010
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Noob Launcher

ONe of the most n00biest guns to be used in Counter-Strike. Buy combination is B-5-1. Used by noobs who think big a55 guns are the best. Although it has great burst rates it is still ment for noobs.
0MG Th4T NOOB KILLED ME WITH A N00B-LAUNCh3R!!!!! IMA PWN UUUU!!!!!!!11
by Freidrich May 13, 2005
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Noob Tubing

The act of shitting in someone's mouth after they have passed out at a party.
Guy 1: Did you see zach at the party?

Guy2: Yeah, I saw someone Noob Tubing him....
by Sebekeron February 14, 2012
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