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nigger alarm 

The bass vibrations of a nigger song from an ostentatious car stereo system. The rest of the song cannot be heard, but the bass alerts nearby white people, whether in their cars or at home, that a nigger is in the vicinity.

Also works for wiggers.
"Honey, why are the windows shaking?"
"Uh oh, it's a nigger alarm, better load the shotgun."
nigger alarm by Murry D. November 27, 2007

nigger lover 

nigger lover by Yinkas grandma June 22, 2020

Nigger Lipping 

When one slobbers all over a pipe, bong, joint, or any smoking device being shared by others.
Ah shit Cody, you just totally nigger lipped that bong.
Nigger Lipping by Thycid September 23, 2004

nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.
Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.
nigger pencil by Chipspew September 1, 2011

Nigger Car

Leroy got hiz bicycle stolen, so heez ridin the nigger car in Detroit
Nigger Car by Charley Mais August 25, 2009

nigger flappin 

the action of slurring your words with big old monkey lips to muffle the sound, causing it impossible to understand it
Man boy i cant understand what the fuck you're saying because nigger flapping like crazy.

nigger thick 

The thickest of thick most commonly described as a big booty black female
nigger thick by Henrydickthong42069 February 16, 2017