one v one me

Oner verses one, to against one another.

One v one me, I bet you won't cause you got no game.

by LGG#39 February 14, 2021

one up-one down

a new word for so-so

when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so

by Sexydimma March 18, 2015

one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018

One Down

the opposite of one upping someone, trying to match a complaint with and even worse grievance.

Person A: I don't think I did to well on this test!
Person B: Well, at least you studied. I didn't even know we had a test today.
Person A: Why are you always trying to one down me, let me have my moment.

by aly_xandra July 20, 2008

blaze one

smoke a blunt

blaze one?

by Bluntman October 7, 2003

Pack one

To place some marijuana in a bowng, pipe, anything with a bowl and smoke it.

Hey man, let's pack one right here. I brought my new pipe.

by Shadow of the Void August 1, 2006

cut one

1. To slice something
2. Fart

1. I cut one piece of paper.
2. AHHHHHH! SOMEONE JUST CUT ONE IN THIS ELEVATOR!

by Speedfreak January 1, 2004