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Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes
“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022
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Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him
Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend
by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025
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Tax

The legal way that government steal money.
Hands up! This is a legal robbery, pay me your tax.
by jJukes February 2, 2021
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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
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Fanum tax

To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.
Person:1 Oh man this kfc is goood.
Person2: time for the fanum tax boi!
by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023
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Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.
Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.
by Reshyshira October 19, 2022
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Tax

1) To unfairly take money or something of value.

2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.

3) A sexual favor for something in return

4) To steal

5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”

2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes

3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”

4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”

5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
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