new york

Just a large city on America's east coast. To the residents of New York, it is the center of the universe, the greatest city on earth, the only place people can become rich and "make it big" at, the city that has the absolute best Italian food in the world,period, the only place with "real" pizza, subs, and bagels. To new York residents, everywhere else in the world is not as good or exciting. To the rest of the world, new York is just a city mainly full of assholes who think that they are better than everyone else because Billy Joel named a song after them. When new York residents go on vacation, they are not very fun to be around because they will constantly badger you about how much better things are in new York.

After finishing meal a nice Italian restaurant not in new york while on vacation-
Guy not from new York(paying for the meal)- Wow, this was great. How'd you like your meal?
Guy from new york- Eh, ya know, back in New York they got this mad awesome deli that makes a way better meatball sub. But yeah, I guess this place is halfway decent, I mean, to be wasting your money at.
Guy not from new york- Oh yeah well your welcome for taking you here, you prick. Why don't you just go back to new york and tell all your new York friends how great new York is. New York, new York , new York, I just cant get eenough of it.

by Almostliamneeson January 3, 2015

New York Pizza Pocket

when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.

Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?

Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”

by rubberduckie28 March 29, 2022

New York Minute

An extremely short period of time; a few seconds; the time it takes for "everything to change" or "things to get pretty strange" for a New Yorker.

Song "New York Minute" by DON HENLEY recording as a SOLO ARTIST and not as a MEMBER OF *THE EAGLES* as some have suggested.

In a New York Minute everything can change, in a New York Minute things can get pretty strange.

by Trancengineer August 28, 2018

New York Salute

Typically done by raising your hand to someone while making a fist, with the exception of having only your middle finger extended. However, in some parts of the city, such as South Brooklyn or Staten Island, some of the old timers will give a New York Salute by putting the tips of their fingers to the bottom of their chin, and quickly flicking their hand forward an inch or two, always accompanied by an angry facial expression.

Hah, you see the faces of those tourists who were waving at us from the roof of that stupid sight-seeing bus when I gave them the good ‘ol New York Salute?? Yeah, that was Priceless.

by NoiseAndBooze January 29, 2024

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.

Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020