Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018

minecraft

a game that is literally blocks and defies all physics.

I mined diamonds in minecraft

by noobdoodoo June 18, 2018

Minecraftified

To look cubed like a Minecraft character.

Why do you look Minecraftified?

by JUSTINBOOM May 9, 2018

Minecraft

The vanilla, less cancerous version that came before Roblox. Physics do not exist in this dimension. Often used to create fanmade music videos and parodies, such as Let It Go (replaced by Let It Blow), Viva la Vida, and many forms of 18+ content. Despite these, it can actually be used to create beautiful structures and creations.

Minecraft:"why"

by pinkglasses May 16, 2018

Minecraft

A fun game where you can create, fight creepers, and kill yourself with TNT.

Steve: Kill that creeper!
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!

Creeper: *explodes*

by MCPE Gaming July 14, 2018

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraftard

People like vapexy, who probably died from starvation and lack of sleep from playing minecraft too often, who play with CHEATERS in MINECRAFT and get MAD at the game when they lose a mega walls game on the hypixel network. They are very contridictive because they report cheaters on support.hypixel.net but they always cheat themselves...?!?!?!? I always use /wdr but the hypixel staff arent very supportive. The best staff is lolitsaxel and kevinkool because they support gays like tnner. LuckyKessie is also very nice

FUCK YOU MINECRAFTARD GO BACK TO PLAYING MINECRAFT AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN CUM

by NICKY_575SEXGOD696911420!! July 29, 2018