masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003

Sega Master System

First worldwide system released by SEGA in the states in 1986, also known as the Mark III in japan. It was graphically superior to the NES, and had way cooler peripherals, such as the fragile but still awesome 3D glasses. Instead of that crappy robot thing that shipped with the nes. But it was a doomed system in the states, due to nintendo's bully style marketing tactics. Though it did enjoy success in New Zeland, and especially Brazil, where they were still making games for it until 1997/8. And even made a girl's version of the SMS.

I be stayin at home wit' my homies, sippin' cris' and playing master system yo.

by Steven J. S. September 17, 2005

ass master

(slang) One who is master of all things ass-related.

My boss is being such an ass master today!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

Master Chief

A heavy smoker, able to hit and clear a bong all at once.

I am Master Chief!

by Loganbuuullshit October 21, 2010

Master Debater

1. Someone who has acquired all the requisite skills of debate to win the majority of the time. (see second part of definition)
2. Someone with out a life to dedicate to anything other than debate and masturbation. (thous not having the required amount of time to have relationships out side of their own hands)
3. All of the boys found at a debate tournament and the vast majority of the girls. (especially thoughts found in Lincoln Douglas as it does not include interaction with a partner of any sex or gender)

"Master debater"s:
She doesn't have any skin exposed despite not whereing a burka and having a flaming liberal hippy speech...
He can't look up from a girls chest even if its hidden under a jacket, sweater, tie, long sleeved shirt and visible tank top.
They can flow and stair you down/stair down your shirt at the same time
The only decoration in their room is awards for debate.
They spend all of their time doing reshurch yet they can lift twice their weight in boxes.
Their last interaction with the opposite sex involved cross examination because their opponents refused to shake their hands.

by CogCat November 22, 2010

Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011

master cleanse

A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit.

Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.

Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:

- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)

Beyonce tried the master cleanse so she could lose weight for Dreamgirls, but the entire time, she wanted some chicken fried steak. After ending said cleanse, she put the weight back on immediately.

Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.

Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.

by Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade May 9, 2011