Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world fuck you all play Minecraft. I <3 Minecraft it is god

Kid: I play Minecraft
Teacher: A Plus
Kid: Fuck Yeah

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Minecraft

A game that is dead in 2019 but when old kids remember the game they get the best nostalgic feeling and their life is complete with the gane

"Dude Look its your xbox 360!"
*boots it up*
"oh my god...Minecraft...dude remember this game? it was the best game ever."
"wanna play it?"
"yeah...

by Th0t_Patrool February 23, 2019

Minecraft

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game played by the gods

I'm playing Minecraft leave me alone

by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house

Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee

by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019

Minecraft Gang

A group of mainly 10 year old kids who think they are well hard. They inhabit the realm of Minecraft and will often raid Roblox servers to spread Minecraftism.

"That Minecraft Gang is full of fucktards"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019