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Unfunny lesbian

by Jasmine bruh July 11, 2022
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Sheath lesbian

Lesbian with a vagina, paired with a sword lesbian, one with a penis.
I went to "Agloe" last night. I've met amazing girl, curvacious, sweet, funny...
Sis, but how she feels about your dick?
We talked, she disclosed she's a sheath lesbian.
by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 9, 2022
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lesbian midnight

aka 9pm
what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.
by inthefog November 6, 2019
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Lesbian bus

A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.
Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.
by Ptits September 2, 2013
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Lesbian Pretzel

When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.
Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
by TheGoatest23 July 31, 2019
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Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.
by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019
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lesbian lasagna

Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.
Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.
by Jc2345 November 4, 2022
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