Kelly

The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.

Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"

by HateBucket April 6, 2010

kelly

A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.

Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.

by KermitT.Frog October 24, 2011

a case of the R.Kellys

To date or have sex with a guy or girl who is much older than you.

Devon: Shawnna got herself a twenty year old.

Marcus: Mayne, she better watch out we wouldnt want anyone to catch a case of the r.kellys

by blackxeyeliner September 25, 2006

Kelly

Another word for whore. She gets ALOT of guys, but that is because she is easy, and has huge boobies. Kelly's favorite activities are making out, checking out boys, and stroking guy's cocks. Guys only like her for her hoo-ha's, but we all know that her face is terrible. She is a horny-ass, weed smoking, white-trash, bitch. She gives blow-jobs and says "I love you" to EVERY one of her boyfriends. Her life goal is to probably have sex with 200 different guys.

God, she is such a Kelly

by You_dont_need_to_know_goshhhhh December 12, 2010

Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas

Also known as "KDNT", pronounced "K-Don't". Stands for a stupid whore who is the most hypocritical woman on Earth. A KDNT person likes to have sex and boast about it to everyone she knows.

Farmer 1: My wife was fuckin' my crops, she's such a KiDon't..

Farmer 2: Yeah, hillybill.. what a Kelly Dawn Nicole Thomas.

Farmer 1: Word, rednecker.

by RetroAsphyxia March 7, 2011

Kelly

That bitch is always down to do some spooky shit. She’s a wild one but has the warmest hugs and the sweetest words. My kelly is my other half we literally finish each other’s sentences. She’s my ride or die and I love that whore she’s my bestie.

Damn that girl is mega wild she reminds me of a kelly.

by youraveragestoner October 20, 2018

Kelly

Also known as Kelly’s Weather on Instagram. HE, NOT she, is hilarious and a great dancer. Is dressed like a weatherman at the moment of writing this.

Kelly is a funny GUY

by O’Cley’re Air October 12, 2019